Boy this makes the autographs look like nothing...

Ok, I promise to play nice, but I'm sorry. I saw this on our old friends site and I literally laughed my ass off and fell off my chair. Am I nuts? Is this for real? I'm absolutely speechless. So I guess, supermanox, when I see you in a few weeks you'll need to at least pay $49.95 to sit at a booth with us...of course that's unless someone outbids you. I can only hope to God that ALL of that money is going to a good cause, like to save the life of some poor child.....Anyway, click on this and pick up your jaw.....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=250158873097&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT&ih=015

Are those two clowns serious? I was thinking about going to Chile's tonight. If anyone wants to join me, bidding starts at $25 and no, I won't pay for your meal or drinks either.

Oh my...

Are we sure they put this up? Could someone other than them have put that up as a joke, or to make them look stupid?

If it is for real... oh my... ohhh my. There are several things wrong with this.

1) Is this a private booth? I don't see anything on the Hard Rock Race and Sports Book website about reserving booths. If it's a public booth... fly your ass up there and sit down next to them. When they say, "Hey, you didn't pay for this." Say, "f**k you, it's a public place."

2) What sort of creepy stalker scum do you think will show up? There's a good chance of them ruining their good time for $50

3) If anyone would go to the trouble of flying their asses out to Las Vegas to sit with you... you should be flattered. If anything, you should be paying them.

I want to win that auction then send an insane homeless guy out there to meet them.

Ha! You had me for a second, Ryan, but no way man. This is not for real. It's too dumb.

meathorse, my good man....the whole thing is true! I am still dying from this look here!!!!!

http://www.nflrandr.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1533

It's real.

I still don't believe it.

OK, well the booth cost money to reserve, but I still can't get behind this one. To each his own, right?

Who's Steve and Jeff? Did I miss something here? Why the F would anyone actually pay to sit with them? No offense to Steve or Jeff if they read this buuut damn...there's gotta be another person involved. Is Bono with them or something? Maybe Bill Clinton? Geeesh.

I think I may have just had a stroke.

This is....wrong.

Three people that'd need to be in that booth...

- Jesus (looks more like a guy with long hair, go with it)

- King Tut

- Bono

Then, I might start bidding.

Wouldn't be a little smelly? He has been dead for quite some time.

whodeygal wrote:

Wouldn't be a little smelly? He has been dead for quite some time.

Yes, long time. Past the point of odor. He smells like beef jerky!

Mmmmm... Spiced Pharaoh Stick....

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Mmmmm... Spiced Pharaoh Stick....

Also, dirty!

I'm just thinking the boy king might not be much for conversation, ya know?

Oh yeah, and I almost forgot...

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Who's Steve and Jeff?

Steven and Jeff are the hosts of NFL Rants and Raves, another football-related podcast that most of us are quite familiar with.

Quite.

Yeah... no kidding. I drove all the way up to Chicago to see that son of a bitch last year... and did he even give me so much as a "hello"?

No. Didn't even bother getting off his jerky ass to meet me at the door.

The lemmings are already defending this idea over there.... oh boy

Anyone else feel like they're not necessarily the cool kids on the block, but they're 8th graders and the rest of'em are fifth graders? Just reminds me of that....

Oh geez. The sad part is that the justification that was brought up for the auction sounds below stupid too!

I'm noticing that there's still no talk about where the proceeds go. Which means that we all know where the proceeds go.

My interest is piqued. I'm going to track that auction.

5 days of double zeros.
Exciting.

I've got this feeling "someone's wife" will be bidding soon.

Aw man. Just when you think it can't get more pathetic...

Ryan Simmons wrote:

I've got this feeling "someone's wife" will be bidding soon.

Am I missing something :?:

Also generally am I missing something :!: If anyone is in the UK and close to Welwyn you are welcome to watch the start of the season with me, I will even provide you with some beer and snacks - you will have to sit on the sofa as the armchair is mine

I have problems with the guy doing the defending - piperdown - I don't know the bloke but the few times I have been over there his posts have always rubbed me up the wrong way.

rock -
I was going to use a name, but thought better of it because I didn't think it was fair. I was alluding to Jeff and Steven's wives would bid to make it not look embrassing. I suppose they could create user names and make bids so it looks like there is action on it.

Fair enough - I got confused as Mrs Meathorse has joined the boards and was on that track...

Simmons made sure to call me yesterday after he read this for the first time.

I was driving home from work and almost wrecked my car when he told me about it. And I thought the autographs was an impressive display of egotism, but this move kicks it up a notch. A couple of notches actually.

I have a million things I'd love to say here, but I'm at work and I know that this will cause me to throw my monitor across the office. I just can't believe that these guys are serious about going through with this. I mean what arrogance these guys have, unreal.

And how about that picture huh? Could have done without the image of those two guys cuddling with each other.

If I ever see you cuddling Ryan I will puke.

Booths do run about $200, but the way the are presenting this is pathetic. Actually the whole thing makes me laugh. I'm using their picture as my wallpaper.

bobwiley wrote:

If I ever see you cuddling Ryan I will puke.

The line for the basin would form behind me.

I'm still really low on words for all of this. I'm stymied by the fact that there are people working their buns off to justify this move.