Episode 4.013 - AFC West Preview

There were some glitches with the finished product to the point where we had to re-record a segment to make the show whole again. But the bugs have been ironed out (fingers crossed) and the show should be up today or tomorrow.

Sorry for the delay!

I'm guessing the Broncos segment was just so badass that it kicked the shit out of the other three parts. You should isolate that beast and have a separate Broncos show so this doesn't happen again.

That, or the Raiders' segment kept breaking down in tears over its sheer inadequacy in the face of the other teams in the division, and they had to put it on Prozac. That's my guess.

What the hell? Buck up, champs! Didn't anyone tell you that KC is finishing last this year? Don't worry little guys... 3rd place isn't anything to cry about.

Oh that it were true. But KC at least has a quarterback. Can't say the same about the Raiders. The scuffles that will ensue on every single down when the center hikes the ball to the dead space behind him is going to get old really fast, I think.

The two are going to really duke it out for that bottom spot, but I am confident that the Raiders will be able to snatch Defeat from the jaws of Victory once again. Wouldn't want that Loser status to get maimed, would they? Of course not.

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The scuffles that will ensue on every single down when the center hikes the ball to the dead space behind him is going to get old really fast, I think.

That's funny.

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But KC at least has a quarterback.

Lies! I'd take Culpepper over either of those scrubs KC decides to wheel out there. They have nothing! The Chiefs are doomed. I defy your prediction of Oakland's continued status as King Loser!

I'll bet you one delicious turkey sammich that Oakland finishes ahead of KC in the AFC West.

Culpepper? Not sure I'm familiar with that name. Culpepper, Culpepper...

Oh wait, you mean Mr. Chunky McAllbrokedown? You do realize that someone on the opposing defense is going to look at him cross-eyed and cause his knee to implode about halfway through the season, right? In 2006 he made Steve McNair look like a miracle of Peyton Manning sturdiness.

Hmmm, I do love a delicious turkey sammich.

You're on.

Somebody mark that down. Delicious turkey sammich for the winner.

This just in, Culpeper heard the word sandwich and tore 14 ligaments to run to the nearest store.

It's looking bad for you already, meathorse.

FYI, I like mustard, not mayo.

First off, are you insane? You can't have mustard with turkey! I'll bring a tub of mustard and you can put it on yourself. Blech! :)

"Mr. Chunky McAllbrokedown"
That's nice... I like it.
But I'll take Chunky or Josh McCown over Mr Phantom McMissing. I checked the Chiefs' website. They haven't even bothered listing any QBs on their depth chart. Hi, we're the Kansas City Chiefs. We can't decide between a guy that's started 9 games in the past decade, and some 2nd year turd that had a QB rating of 11 last year.

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In 2006 he made Steve McNair look like a miracle of Peyton Manning sturdiness.

First Dante, now McNair? What's wrong with McNair? Oh I see... it's a race thing! That's why you don't like the Raiders, they wear BLACK!

Oh yeah, I really hate the black people. Dang black people.

(I am totally kidding, on account of I am black people, and while I do have bouts of self-loathing, they aren't quite that severe!)

I'm just have no allusions about quarterbacks whose parts may or may not be out of warranty. This includes Chunky, McNair, Trent "CLANG!" Green, Donovan McNabb, and Ol' Road Rash Roethlisburger. And possibly Chris Simms. :)

Yes, no mayo. I gave up mayo years ago as a tiny way of keeping my cholesterol down. And not just any old mustard. It has to be either Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard, or Plochmann's Chicago Fire. It's made with tobasco. Something kicky; not the boring stuff.

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some 2nd year turd that had a QB rating of 11 last year.

This 'turd' that you're referring to just happens to hold the record for 2nd most TDs in the CFL! Which in the NFL translates to about 2 TDs and a crapload of passes thrown into the crowd behind the endzone.

Spicy mustard? Mayo? I could swing both ways.

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Spicy mustard? Mayo? I could swing both ways.

Dirty!

Regarding the actual show, is it out yet, or is it just not showing up on iTunes?

BrianIm wrote:

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some 2nd year turd that had a QB rating of 11 last year.

This 'turd' that you're referring to just happens to hold the record for 2nd most TDs in the CFL! Which in the NFL translates to about 2 TDs and a crapload of passes thrown into the crowd behind the endzone.

Brodie Croyle?

The former Alabama QB?

BrianIm wrote:

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some 2nd year turd that had a QB rating of 11 last year.

This 'turd' that you're referring to just happens to hold the record for 2nd most TDs in the CFL! Which in the NFL translates to about 2 TDs and a crapload of passes thrown into the crowd behind the endzone.

Spicy mustard? Mayo? I could swing both ways.

The turd I was referring to is Brodie Croyle. Who was this CFL guy? Green?

And did you just make an oversized endzone joke?

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It has to be either Gulden's Spicy Brown mustard

You're in luck. That's what's in my fridge.

I thought you were referring to Casey Printers.

Is this episode up yet? It's not showing in my feed in iTunes.

Ah, there it is. And I missed the "or tomorrow" part in the original post. Shame on impatient me.

By the way, I actually like Casey Printers. The Chiefs QB's are pretty bad. Who knows come week 6 or so....

All of your knowledge and insight concerning the AFC West was totally overshadowed by:
"Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?"

And my first thought was that you were talking about filling up loose pants.

So if KC is 6-10 without LJ, what do you call them now? Word on the street was that he's come out full speed, guns a blazin.

meathorse wrote:

All of your knowledge and insight concerning the AFC West was totally overshadowed by:
"Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?"

That just killed me whilst listening - you really should put a health warning on the shows