Must be football season...

The board is starting to explode...though I guess its been more politics and the audacity of bidding to sit with podcast celebrities. I still can't believe it.

I contemplated driving a tank into a house draped in Steelers banners on my way home the other day. Does that count?

I think it would be more fun if you drove a car at the house doing about 45 MPH and dove out of the car before it goes right through the living room.

I comtemplated a move like this while living in the Quad Cities. There is a house in Davenport that is painted from top to bottom in Green Bay green and gold. There is also an enormous Green Bay insignia on the side of the house. As if a house painted yellow with a green roof isn't eye-grabbing enough, you paint the logo on the side just to drive the message home.

I felt physically ill every time I drove past that house. I always wanted to throw things at while driving by.

I think Lance Briggs contemplated that too, but then just decided maybe hitting a pole and some other stuff on the side of the Edens would be good enough. Oh, and then call a tow truck and then after that tell the cops the car was stolen.

You should have done it. I'm sorry, but when you put the Green Bay logo on the side of your house, that's as good as a target.

:arrow: "Put Vehicle Here"

I hate that Steelers house. I see it every year. Stupid Steelers house. On the upside, my kids call it "That stupid Steelers house," so my viral hatred is spreading.

Top notch parenting!

Ryan Simmons wrote:

I think Lance Briggs contemplated that too, but then just decided maybe hitting a pole and some other stuff on the side of the Edens would be good enough. Oh, and then call a tow truck and then after that tell the cops the car was stolen.

I heard a really clever joke regarding this Lance Briggs thing yesterday:

They found out how Lance Briggs crashed his car.......

Rex Grossman was driving and the wheel slipped out of his hands.

(rimshot)

Thank you very much